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DO WE HAVE TO HAVE A PRESIDENT?
Hmm..Kerry or Bush, Bush or Kerry? Can't we just let Queen Latifah run the country?
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I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
It's time to sit down and declare your support for single moms. Won't you lend a lap?
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I ONLY SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE
IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT
There's nothing hotter than two chicks making out, unless it's two chicks making out while they're on fire.
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VON DOUCHE
Because the chemical balance of the vagina is very sensitive, it is best to let the vagina clean itself.
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I'M HUGE IN JAPAN
And China...and Korea..and Thailand and...
You'll have to ask Bill Murray what the Japanese letters mean (hint hint: big dick).
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ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
My 12 step program has an escalator, and a wet bar.
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GIRL SCOUTS GONE WILD
On my honor, I will try:
To serve God and my country,
To help people at all times,
And to drink and take my top off.
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ASSHOLE
His Holiness once said: Do you seek enlightenment? Pull my finger, and all will be revealed.
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I'M HERE TO KILL YOU - NEXT TIME KEEP THAT CHAIN LETTER GOING
Send 10 of these shirts to 10 people and tell them to do the same. Soon you'll be rich. Ok, I'll be rich.
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I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN
Elvis was a hero to most. But he never meant shit to me, you see.
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HIGH ON LIFE - AND GLUE!
The Meaning of Life is now available in Spanish. This is good news for all of our neighbors to the South.
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YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
Laughter is the best medicine. That is, next to any sort of actual medicine.
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I'M CUTE? NO SHIT.
Tired of hearing the same cliche shit when flaunting your delicious goodies down the street? Don't even talk back, just wear the shirt.
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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
My 15 year old Christian daughter is very angry with God. She needs prayer for all her anger against God. Please pray for her & send ice cream.
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ASTHMA IS SEXY!
Buy this, and breathe a little easier.
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RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
(unless you're raping a clown)
This is for everyone who hates clowns. So, it's for everyone.
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SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TOUR
1996-2003 T-SHIRT
Coming soon to a highly repressed, rural middle school near you (Only shootings with fatalities listed).
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HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER
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BIOHAZARD/CAUTION
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MORE THAN 600 CHILDREN DIE OF STARVATION EACH DAY IN ETHIOPIA. ENJOY YOUR GIFT
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SKULLS/BLACK WRAP
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CRAP WRAP gift wrap
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CHRIST MAS TREE
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