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DO WE HAVE TO HAVE A PRESIDENT?

Hmm..Kerry or Bush, Bush or Kerry? Can't we just let Queen Latifah run the country?

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I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS

It's time to sit down and declare your support for single moms. Won't you lend a lap?

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I ONLY SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT

There's nothing hotter than two chicks making out, unless it's two chicks making out while they're on fire.

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VON DOUCHE

Because the chemical balance of the vagina is very sensitive, it is best to let the vagina clean itself.

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I'M HUGE IN JAPAN

And China...and Korea..and Thailand and... You'll have to ask Bill Murray what the Japanese letters mean (hint hint: big dick).

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ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!

My 12 step program has an escalator, and a wet bar.

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GIRL SCOUTS GONE WILD

On my honor, I will try:
To serve God and my country,
To help people at all times,
And to drink and take my top off.

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ASSHOLE

His Holiness once said: Do you seek enlightenment? Pull my finger, and all will be revealed.

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I'M HERE TO KILL YOU - NEXT TIME KEEP THAT CHAIN LETTER GOING

Send 10 of these shirts to 10 people and tell them to do the same. Soon you'll be rich. Ok, I'll be rich.

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I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN

Elvis was a hero to most. But he never meant shit to me, you see.

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HIGH ON LIFE - AND GLUE!

The Meaning of Life is now available in Spanish. This is good news for all of our neighbors to the South.

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YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER

Laughter is the best medicine. That is, next to any sort of actual medicine.

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I'M CUTE? NO SHIT.

Tired of hearing the same cliche shit when flaunting your delicious goodies down the street? Don't even talk back, just wear the shirt.

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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

My 15 year old Christian daughter is very angry with God. She needs prayer for all her anger against God. Please pray for her & send ice cream.

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ASTHMA IS SEXY!

Buy this, and breathe a little easier.

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RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER (unless you're raping a clown)

This is for everyone who hates clowns. So, it's for everyone.

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SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TOUR 1996-2003 T-SHIRT

Coming soon to a highly repressed, rural middle school near you (Only shootings with fatalities listed).

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HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER

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BIOHAZARD/CAUTION

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MORE THAN 600 CHILDREN DIE OF STARVATION EACH DAY IN ETHIOPIA. ENJOY YOUR GIFT

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SKULLS/BLACK WRAP

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CRAP WRAP gift wrap

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CHRIST MAS TREE

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