. july 27th 2004 .
it's not 400 degrees out
dave doesn't think i have cancer
hmmm...
i'm a more talented web-designer than I thought i was
i only have to come up with 5 gratitudes a day.
. june 27th 2004 .
Napolean Dynamite.
learning my fIRST SONG on the gee-tar! (granted its "the roof is on fire" by the Bloodhound Gang, but I'M SO IMPRESSED WITH MYSELF!)
89% possibility of massaging Sting, Annie Lennox and Eric Clapton this week.
dunkin donuts Iced Latte (large, 3 equals, no whipped cream if anyone's buyin.)
got the funniest fucking card i've ever seen from jon.
. june 23rd 2004 .
found the Bjork song I was looking for (Bachelorette)
Having dinner at an actual kitchen table eating actual (slightly raw) food
got my digital camera (AND it can make 2 minute movies!)
according to the channeler at work, within 2 years $20,000 will seem like chump change.
actually talked to mike on the phone.
. june 20th 2004 .
DODGEBALL.
Dave cooked dinner.
the great pic of my ass that whitney took
potential new place to live
offspring songs.
. june 19th 2004 .
banana pancakes for breakfast
my voicemail message from Michael Iovanna
the hilarious fact that it took me a half an hour to get home from malden station because of michael iovanna's message (i missed a turn)
walden pond
"mentally challenged entemophelia"
. june 18th 2004 .
slept all night without any incident (of waking up)
my last client
hanging out at anne's
Waiting for Guffman
followed my "rules" and didn't make an ass out of myself
. june 17th 2004 .
illegal swimming with anne, andy, greebs and liz.
finished "running with scissors"
did my laundry
FOLDED my laundry
won a hundred bucks!
. june 16th 2004 .
how the structure of well-groomed eyebrows look upside-down.
free air conditioning
bad free advertising
page 164 of Running With Scissors: "But there's something in me that just keeps going on. I think it has something to do with tomorrow, that there is always one, and that everything can change when it comes. The one thing I did learn tonight, though, is that Queen Helen's Cholesterol is more than just a hair conditioner." ~Augusten Burroughs
Dodgeball the Movie - t minus two days and counting
. june 15th 2004 .
it's a GORGEOUS fucking day outside.
driving on 95 with the windows wide open, blaring remixes of old 80's songs and NO TRAFFIC
the photos from Gay Pride Day - the ones taken before i forget what happened
Dodgeball the Movie - t minus three days and counting
being funny even while sober
. june 14th 2004 .
my computer is kicking ass
i'm not hungover. or drunk yet, for that matter
my hair looks decent and i haven't even brushed it
no one is relying on me for anything today
this is a lot harder than i thought...