. july 27th 2004 .
• it's not 400 degrees out
• dave doesn't think i have cancer
• hmmm...
• i'm a more talented web-designer than I thought i was
• i only have to come up with 5 gratitudes a day.
. june 27th 2004 .
• Napolean Dynamite.
• learning my fIRST SONG on the gee-tar! (granted its "the roof is on fire" by the Bloodhound Gang, but I'M SO IMPRESSED WITH MYSELF!)
• 89% possibility of massaging Sting, Annie Lennox and Eric Clapton this week.
• dunkin donuts Iced Latte (large, 3 equals, no whipped cream if anyone's buyin.)
• got the funniest fucking card i've ever seen from jon.
. june 23rd 2004 .
• found the Bjork song I was looking for (Bachelorette)
• Having dinner at an actual kitchen table eating actual (slightly raw) food
• got my digital camera (AND it can make 2 minute movies!)
• according to the channeler at work, within 2 years $20,000 will seem like chump change.
• actually talked to mike on the phone.
. june 20th 2004 .
• DODGEBALL.
• Dave cooked dinner.
• the great pic of my ass that whitney took
• potential new place to live
• offspring songs.
. june 19th 2004 .
• banana pancakes for breakfast
• my voicemail message from Michael Iovanna
• the hilarious fact that it took me a half an hour to get home from malden station because of michael iovanna's message (i missed a turn)
• walden pond
• "mentally challenged entemophelia"
. june 18th 2004 .
• slept all night without any incident (of waking up)
• my last client
• hanging out at anne's
• Waiting for Guffman
• followed my "rules" and didn't make an ass out of myself
. june 17th 2004 .
• illegal swimming with anne, andy, greebs and liz.
• finished "running with scissors"
• did my laundry
• FOLDED my laundry
• won a hundred bucks!
. june 16th 2004 .
• how the structure of well-groomed eyebrows look upside-down.
• free air conditioning
• bad free advertising
• page 164 of Running With Scissors: "But there's something in me that just keeps going on. I think it has something to do with tomorrow, that there is always one, and that everything can change when it comes. The one thing I did learn tonight, though, is that Queen Helen's Cholesterol is more than just a hair conditioner." ~Augusten Burroughs
• Dodgeball the Movie - t minus two days and counting
. june 15th 2004 .
• it's a GORGEOUS fucking day outside.
• driving on 95 with the windows wide open, blaring remixes of old 80's songs and NO TRAFFIC
• the photos from Gay Pride Day - the ones taken before i forget what happened
• Dodgeball the Movie - t minus three days and counting
• being funny even while sober
. june 14th 2004 .
• my computer is kicking ass
• i'm not hungover. or drunk yet, for that matter
• my hair looks decent and i haven't even brushed it
• no one is relying on me for anything today
• this is a lot harder than i thought...