my mother is coming over today to help me clean.
I have plenty of equal for my coffee.
mom's bringin sandwiches
i'm not freakin out. (always a plus.)
it's not 400 degrees out
dave doesn't think i have cancer
i'm a more talented web-designer than I thought i was
i only have to come up with 5 gratitudes a day.
learning my fIRST SONG on the gee-tar! (granted its "the roof is on fire" by the Bloodhound Gang, but I'M SO IMPRESSED WITH MYSELF!)
89% possibility of massaging Sting, Annie Lennox and Eric Clapton this week.
dunkin donuts Iced Latte (large, 3 equals, no whipped cream if anyone's buyin.)
got the funniest fucking card i've ever seen from jon.
found the Bjork song I was looking for (Bachelorette)
Having dinner at an actual kitchen table eating actual (slightly raw) food
got my digital camera (AND it can make 2 minute movies!)
according to the channeler at work, within 2 years $20,000 will seem like chump change.
actually talked to mike on the phone.
Dave cooked dinner.
the great pic of my ass that whitney took
potential new place to live
banana pancakes for breakfast
my voicemail message from Michael Iovanna
the hilarious fact that it took me a half an hour to get home from malden station because of michael iovanna's message (i missed a turn)
"mentally challenged entemophelia"
slept all night without any incident (of waking up)
my last client
hanging out at anne's
Waiting for Guffman
followed my "rules" and didn't make an ass out of myself
illegal swimming with anne, andy, greebs and liz.
finished "running with scissors"
did my laundry
FOLDED my laundry
won a hundred bucks!
how the structure of well-groomed eyebrows look upside-down.
free air conditioning
bad free advertising
page 164 of Running With Scissors: "But there's something in me that just keeps going on. I think it has something to do with tomorrow, that there is always one, and that everything can change when it comes. The one thing I did learn tonight, though, is that Queen Helen's Cholesterol is more than just a hair conditioner." ~Augusten Burroughs
Dodgeball the Movie - t minus two days and counting
it's a GORGEOUS fucking day outside.
driving on 95 with the windows wide open, blaring remixes of old 80's songs and NO TRAFFIC
the photos from Gay Pride Day - the ones taken before i forget what happened
Dodgeball the Movie - t minus three days and counting
being funny even while sober
my computer is kicking ass
i'm not hungover. or drunk yet, for that matter
my hair looks decent and i haven't even brushed it
no one is relying on me for anything today
this is a lot harder than i thought...