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I hate when people with websites ask complete strangers to "donate money" so they can "keep their site going." That's bull crap. Is it worth $20 to find out if Johnny Donut puked on the bouncer's shoes or to know what song he's listening to today?
Um, no.
But is it worth $20 if you were to get something cool in return? Like, maybe a t-shirt?
Um, maybe...?

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Before you think you can get away with stealing all my awesome ideas and clever witticisms, check out this legal stuff.